Remember that girl that I posted about? The one trying to show me up in Japanese II? Well, more shit went down today. I’m turning this into a competition, ferreals. We had a vocab test today and out of all the days, I forgot my textbook. After feeling like shit the entire two hour break period, I went to class slightly prepared for the test. While waiting for class to start, Girl came in and sat next to me so I decided to make friendly conversation with her.
Me: Do you still not have your textbook?
Girl: No, but my friend who has the textbook sent me the vocab words.
Me: Oh, that’s good then. Are you prepared?
Girl: Yeah, I think so. I had my boyfriend study with me.
Me: That’s nice of him.
Girl: So, I have a word stuck in my head. クラシク.
Me: Why classical?
Girl: I was studying with my boyfriend and I kept pronouncing it wrong. I kept saying クラシクル. And my boyfriend just kept laughing at me. He was like, “Ew, why would you put the クル in there? It doesn’t belong there!”
Me: Your boyfriend is Japanese?
Girl: Yeah, or else I wouldn’t be studying with him. He’s so mean. But he teaches me a lot of Japanese so that’s why I’m so good at this class.
GIRL, what are you trying to say? My boyfriend is Japanese too, but you don’t see me gloating about it, shit.
Me: Oh really? My boyfriend is Japanese too. *laughs*
Girl: Yeah, he was born and raised there. You don’t find many Japanese boys born and raised in Japan here in Vegas.
Me: That’s true.
Girl: But yeah, he teaches me a lot so I’m practically on top of everyone in this class. *laughs*
I am seriously going to knock this girl off of her high fucking pedestal. She needs to learn how to be fucking modest. I’m gonna go up and up on her pretty soon. Let’s see who’s gonna be on top of everyone else by the end of this semester. Shit is getting ridiculous and it’s only the second week. I am serious.
Challenge fucking accepted. And who fucking cares if your boy teaches you a lot. My guy will fucking ouchi gari your ass, or I’ll fucking seoi nage you, bitch. I’m so serious, it’s ridiculous.