(via alphamikecharlie)
Posts tagged reblog.
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
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(via ikilledalaska)
one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it
earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see
then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals
i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant
now we wait
he mad
(via gwenhwyfaraway)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.
(via jaesama)
are you fucking kidding me
1) Don’t insult Zayn Malik like that.
2) Don’t ever act as if one country is inferior to America by suggesting that they be bombed instead of America or another “superior” country because there are still human beings in that country that could be considered superior to girls like you any given day.
3) HE’S FROM BRITAIN
4) Let me know when you find Americal
5) Wherever, not whatever. Your first grade teacher would be so disappointed.
(via bangcaster)
are people really photoshopping zayn malik’s head onto pics of osama bin laden and blaming him for the bombings? is this actually happening?








